I don't know that I'd call it meaningless, necessarily. That arbitrary sexy photo probably served its purpose in piquing players interest. It placated the penises of the peons. It plundered the depths of the pleasant loin cloth cove in Paris. But most of all it perfectly perfected the art of presentation when it comes to purposeless sex, and in so doing gave itself a purpose all its own.
Bitch, please.



Also, fuck the