I spent a solid hour fighting that guy again and again before beating him. So hard! But then I went back the next day to show the fight to my kids (my two oldest had started playing Dread but it was too difficult for them) and I beat it that time on my first try. It really was just a case of learning the patterns.
On the one hand I can't believe you don't have a Switch. On the other I applaud you for knowing your limits.
I did hear about that nomination! Yeah, I doubt it will win but the recognition is good. I haven't heard any sales data for Dread yet but considering the Switch's track record so far, I assume Dread will become the best selling Metroid game without too much trouble.
I commend you on pulling the trigger and letting stuff go. I have a hard time imagining myself being able to do that. Hope you get some good stuff!
Well dang, it sounds like you're ahead of me on all this stuff. Next you'll be telling me you already played Doki Doki Literature Club 
Stage Select
While the redead in Ocarina of Time always scared me—the way that scream would freeze your character was genius—a much more terrifying creature from that game is the Great Fairy. The NPCs in that game were already unsettling but that nearly naked monstrosity coming up out of the fountain was much worse. Her...laugh? That was supposed to be a laugh, right? It was bone-chilling and didn't she always talk about kissing Link? I could easily look up a video to refresh my memory but, really, I'd like to sleep tonight.
Cage Match
Oh man, this choice is painful. I love both of these games. I think I'll have to go with Dead Space 2. RE4 is wonderful but overstays its welcome by the end whereas Dead Space 2 is a tighter experience. Plus Isaac is just plain tougher than Leon. Does Leon have to do anything as remotely painful as jamming a giant needle in his own eye? I think not. Also, Isaac takes out his foes by dismembering them and Leon has a bad habit of getting decapitated, so that's probably how this cage match would end.
Ghostly reviews? Witch ones? 
I've seen that World's End Club game before. Looks interesting but I think I'll be passing it by now.
That is so cool! And I love the idea of just paying an hourly fee for total free-to-play.
The animation is this Ace Attorney game is delightful! It's so fluid and full of personality.
I'm in the last case right now! ...though we haven't gotten to the HOUND part yet.
Metroid Dread is in my future! Hopefully later this week!
