Looks like I'm a Normal type. I refuse to be Furret though, I'm going to be a Snorlax.
Looks like I'm a Normal type. I refuse to be Furret though, I'm going to be a Snorlax.
GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS NOT A THING?
They'd only be fighting each other though. I mean, don't get me wrong, midgets fighting each other is hilarious, but nothing beats them kicking a regular person's ass. Why do you think those Seinfeld episodes with Kramer's friend Mickey were so damn funny?
Midgets should not be in a zoo. They need to be in a wrestling ring. Nothing is funnier than a midget beating up a big person.
Smart move
Replace Dark Souls 2 with Pokemon X and Y and you have me.
No, I was talking about Buster and Lucille. Though that is the wrong kind of mom love as well.
Nah, that gives a chance for that child to actually love you.
It means you're one of my squadmates.
Not Swanson material? Wow, you're going to be a worse parent than Mallory Archer.